OSAMA RAISES OVER 174,000 FOR HIS MUMS SURGERY.

Osama not the terrorist but a keyboard warrior is a Kenyan who specializes in repairing laptops as his career .He loves tweeting and has gained allot of followers over the last years. He is also infamous for his bullying traits .He is an active tweep who retweets business adverts .His love life has been unsucceful as he once showed interest in one “ivy wamahiga” who left the country for greener pastures in Dubai.He has managed to be a brand ambassador for several brands including “Zenka a microfinance application that offers loans .If you have been following my articles your privileged to know that he has been an influential tweep from my previous post “5 twitter accounts that you must follow in 2020.”

Due to his bullying activity tweeps were tired of his bullying actions and reported his posts to be abusive and inappropriate. An investigation by twitter management team based in Twitter’s corporate headquarters in San Francisco’s gritty Tenderloin district confirmed the allegation to be true. His account was deactivated .

He then resurfaced through the help of his personal acquaintance known as “Billy the goat”.The hashtag Osama at 10,000 “pushed by “Billy the goat” and other tweeps enabled him to garner 10,000 followers in 5 days .Since then he has reduced on bullying other tweeps and focuses on creating clean content .The immense support by his fellow tweeps made him a trending topic on twitter.

In his recent post
“My mum has not be feeling okay for a while. She went to the hospital a while back. She underwent few test then she was discharged waiting for approval from NHIf and AON. Jana nimekuja home because she was not okay the previous night .
“Since kuna complications nyingi na insurance they need cash. 150,000. Nimetry kuunda mchanga account but haijakuwa approved because customer care wanawork mon-fri only. And i need this to start today halafu kesho aende surgery. I just need your help guys that’s all.” said osama otero.
The hashtag #”150k for mama osama “enabled him to reach his target audience. His appeal to kenyans on twitter bore fruits as he managed to collect over 174,000 in one day.

“Thank you KOT. I asked for your help and you came through for me. More than full amount raised (174k). My Mum will get her surgery done tomorrow as scheduled. Again, thank you so much. ❤❤❤,”said osama otero.

5 TWITTER ACCOUNTS THAT YOU MUST FOLLOW IN 2020.


If flies had no wings would they be called walks?
Comedy,interactions,news,make our existence feel alive. I once posted my selfie on twitter and got a hundred comments and zero likes. Sounds cool right? If you think Kenyan twitter is a fantastic way to share you happy memories then your sailing on the wrong boat .The comments were creatively ,punned ,insults, banters and hate speech which made me delete my photo.Atleast something cool not owned by mark Zuckerberg but owned by jack .This social media platform has turned celebrities into commoner’s and gives a dissulution that we know them.Mulamwah an online content creater nearly quit comedy due to cyber bullying.Despite all this the best drivers are drivers who win roughroad competitions .There are some few outstanding tweeps that have made it to be among the influencers best choice brand ambassadors .There times where you need a good laugh ,some relaxing time to freshen up your mind and twitter is the right place to be ,are you in a meeting where you know no one ,just tweet ,are you in an uncomfortable relationship just scroll through twitter you will find worse relationship dramas, do you want to know the latest political divorces? Do you have a tonne of unused highschool vocabularies? Are you angry and you want to vent? Do you want to receive government project updates via parody accounts .The list is endless but here are the top five 2020 tweeps.
5.
The seasons (@castrofy26).
the tipster tweep
For gamblers and betting enthusiast you first following list should be the self proclaimed master in gambling The season .His odds and stake are like paraffin and fire ,yes i said it lit.He has managed to feed a village through gambling. He gives out daily odds freely which if not always only looses by one team. This guy is a Gods gift to his believer’s as he also dishes out “stake money” to his followers .He is arguably the Kenyan politician in betting.when he getsThere are some few people who claim he is a betting agent .He also retweets fellow gamblers tips. He has managed to gain over 18,000 followers

4.
Amerix.
@Eric
The advisor
He is not you regular-drunk kibe – type relationship advisor.He is a qualified Doctor who is outspoken and rigid. For various reasons Including female masculinity Sir Amerix is arguably the number one contender of the title Male chauvinist.He is pro- masculinity and is always offering advice on how to be an alpha male in your relationship. He is also attributed for using and introducing the word “simp ” in the average kenyan vocabulary to mean a weak man.He also advocates for healthy feeding through his one meal per day ( omad ) rule and the famous hashtag he pushes ( # masculinity Saturday has gained fame garnering over 131 000 followers .Don’t mistake him with the guy on his Avi.
3
@Allan nyash .

He is an upcoming ,sensational, entertaining young star with a touch of creativity on his puns.If asked i would recommend Ntv headline editorial team to intern at Allan nyash tv.He is known for his pictorial puns whereby he posts pictures which form a word or a jargon which has been trending at least for the last week or month. He also pocketed 1000 shillings in an online competition held by butita which he picked the best caption to a standoff between a police officer, slayqueen and young man.He has managed to garner over 70,000 followers.
2
@Bosibori ke.

With over 195,000,000 followers she is among the few females who has managed to be consistent. An indication hardwork beats talent. She is also a victim of online bullying in that she had been bullied and was trending for infamous reasons. She has shown the strength of a woman unlike mulamwah the quitter and continues to bag gigs .
1
@Betty kyalo
The media personality , single mum ,cum businesswoman always has way into kenyans heart.Her beauty and lavish lifestyle yet humble amuses kenyans .She also replies to trolls, comments and even retweets upcoming businesses.Kenyans on the other side love hearing from her and engage her in diffrent topics and always want to hear her views. She is also a cool tempered, up to date dressed mum and even posts her pictures in her favorites team jersey chelsea on the platform .Over her career she has managed to emerse over 850,000,000 followers .

Other intresting tweeps include :
@Crazy nairobian . Known for his thread and gain trains.
@Osama otero.He is an online gangster. A king of banters whose wannabe online girlfriend went to dubai.
@osoroke /fafa mukuru .famously known for his funny profile pictures of old men and his banters.
@5people .Though he lacks in body size this doesn’t deter him from having intresting and unorthodox views on issues.
@Blaze kenya.His love for older women is expressed on this platform he is well known for his monologues and proffesional cv writing career
Twitter is always fun with all the above tweeps so if you just joined twitter following this tweeps is the right decision .if you came al this way just subscribe to my blog comment like and spread the gospel .

MR RIGHT AND THE LEFT ONE.

Heading out to the club and expecting to find a good person is kind of dishonest. Its like staking your rent money on harambee stars to win when playing against manchester united .You tipsy he is tipsy. He is thinking about bedding you and  you thinking about marrying him,he  has found the opportunity to cheat on his fat old lady at home  ,ofcourse he has no ring on his finger. He approaches, he lies to you how he only wants you but you two both know its his other head talking but you believe his lies because your really desperate  and just need someone even to hold you.


Dryspell  has overwhellmed you.You feel like suing the education system that taught you how to be the best surgeon  in Nairobi but forgot to teach you  how to settle down with a man.Amerix who advocates for male dominance and men mental health through his tweets(# masculinity sarturday  )despises and calls men who would marry him SIMPs .Rule number three states ,” never marry a  woman who is more educated than you.infact Men in her workplace are marry housewives.

He invites himself to your place he lied he is not like other men but now he  just wants a taste of the sweet waters which are now flowing due to the long absence of the fisherman  , but you push it aside and say maybe he will turn out to be the one .
He is already touching you there where mom and dad told you to say no ,your still tipsy he is tipsy and “hungry”.

Eventually you share the forbidden fruit and after that he comes back to his senses.He calls his friend to come pick him up .Three months later  you only meet in the club when he is celebrating his accomplishments.You think that you have a thing that could lead to marriage.your false hope are shuttered after three months when he decides to tell you  his wife  is  pregnant.He tells you he has a wife but as the trash he is tells you you two could still be a thing.
You cry ,and drown yourself in your favourite whisky bottle untill you numb your pain.

You guys break up and you look for another, another day at the club. Another one is lookin at you and you love the excitement of the attention. Feeling like a girl again. You sip another one and ask for shots and tell yourself today  I am just giving the number and see how it goes.”once beaten twice shy .”

We all know how it goes .The man is cute and well built for a lightskinned  man .He invites you for karaoke at his favourites pub.This time round you play hard to get  but you like his vibe .Eventually you give in  and the man enjoys his winnings.He leaves and never calls back.You join the men are trash online campaign ,and  devote your drunk energy to trashing men .You now begin to think maybe you were not on Gods list when he was giving out  beauty .As a kikuyu the physical features are slightl plateued and you now begin blaming God and your parental genes .

Meanwhile there is this crowd one guy in your estate who insists on taking you out on a coffee date .He marketed the ponzi scheme to you promising you will be a millionaire in 3 months . Your not a coffee or dates person but the thought of you hanging out with someone in sport shoes ,black official trouser and a safaricom T-shirt doesn’t click right with you.

He always greets you  and reminds you of the coffee date.He is seriously single and searching but your ego denies him a chance to date you.I know you think that this would be a nice couple with a happilly ever after.Nature doesnt give room for pity  and you continue searching for Mr right but end up  with  a left handed notorious child from the bar owner.He impregnated you and is always on business trips .You are a single mom and   you  give up on searching for love .

Focus in the footprint to success

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Eldoret, 14th February 2019, KNA by Kelvin mutua


Focus Salich, 21 years old born and bred in Langas, Uasin Gishu county, is a young man who has focus etched in his route to achieving the finer things in life that he has never palmed. Salich comes from a humble and a vast family of seven. From selling the now infamous paper bags back in the days, vendoring fruits in Eldoret to a skilled bodaboda rider Focus pays 1100 shillings for a roof under his head monthly.
The bustles of life have never invalidated his dreams of validating his father’s aspiration to a better life. The father, a fellow Bodaboda rider has been in the hustle for at least 15 years now, has been and is still the sole breadwinner of the family and his mother is a housewife by responsibility; she has to sit in at home to cook, dress, wash and tender for the seven per say. Focus is the second born in the family and together with his two siblings have had to vend for themselves from upkeep to accommodation.
The firstborn in his family is currently a student in the University of Eldoret, his younger brother and him completed fourth form in Jemovo Secondary School last year and passed with B- grade and have since then set out to avert the disparagements of life. The other siblings are in form 2, class 8 and lower primary respectively.
His focus untainted, he has always aspired to become a teacher and that is what keeps his awe for success glowing. He would be beguiled if he particularly got a chance to join the University of Eldoret. This dream is what has seen him through the different hustles he has laid his hand on. He began hustling as early as primary school as a trolley fruit vendor and that sustained his few necessities then through his years in secondary school.
“Nilipata alama ya B- na nikaweza kufuzu sana katika Historia, Jiografia na somo la Kemia kwa alama ya A,” said Focus Salich.
The fruit business did not seem to bring afore sufficient profit and he upgraded to Bodaboda riding that has since earned him a living. He spends Ksh. 400 daily on fuel. On peek days he makes a maximum of Ksh. 800 and on bad days Ksh. 600. He has been in this business for 6 months.
Talking to KNA, he says, “kila siku ninapoamka namkumbuka mzazi wangu anavyokumbana na shida, napatwa na ari ya kumtoa katika hali ya ufakiri.”
His motivation is changing his family’s life that he really awes a better life for his dad and his own. He would want his kids to have the life that he has always desired.
Despite the mishaps from kanjos to fluctuating fuel prices, his ilk will always be geared to achieving what is embedded in his heart, being a teacher and changing his dad’s and undoubtedly his own.

The handshake with no handshake

“Hey joy could you help me with your number I lost mine staring at an angel that is right before me .”She smiled exposing her milky white teeth,looked back and asked if I knew her .

There and then my heart started pounding faster ,my palms started sweating and my eyes became watery.Anxiety kicked in .I had rehearsed the next lines a million times in my mind and today is the day my mind decided to forget everything !! I didn’t know what to say next , i was totally blank .i tried calming my nerves but all my head was thinking was how to wife this hot chick .
I know how unthoughtful this sounds a young ,jobless ,broke ,campus boy dreaming on how to marry a chick he just met at the campus cafeteria.i should be focused considering the poor state of living back home in mandera. Little did I know it would end in premium tears .

Mental depression is a very common disorder in our current world .Recently comedy lovers have buried kasee a comedian who worked for Churchill .Kasee allegedly died due to depression .This would have been me in my campus years were it not for the mercies of GOD.

I was admitted in campus in the year 2015 and as time passed i was about to complete my campus studies and head to the so called ”Real world”.
I was pursuing a bachelor of arts in communication.Our campus was among the largest university in kenya hence they admitted soo many students and among them was my sweet and sour joy.
We started dating in 2016.Days passed months passed and became an year.We had now achieved the power couple campus status quo .Now it was time to have a glimpse of the real world as we were supposed to go for industrial attachment .

Luckily we both got attachment in the same town .we unanimasly agreed to move in together to save on rent costs and start building our lives together.
Was this a clever move ? .Was this the right thing ? Was this move too first ?
We reported on 7th of january and started our lives together.i worked at a government facility in nairobi while joy was teaching in a private school.We were given a small stipend which couldn’t allow us to live luxuriosly.The little we had we spent sparingly but we were happy with each other.Our love was stronger than ever.

Female workmates admired my confidence and how i managed to have discussions with them without snapping or being irritated.i had learnt this skill as a survival tactic in our relationship.

In the evening after work i went back to our bedsitter where i always found joy cooking or folding our clothes.i always remembered to buy her a little snack and this always made her happy .At work i was really smartly dressed courtesy of joy my lovely and caring girlfriend .Suprisingly all three of my female workmates were single .They loved doing assignments with me because i was efficient and able to complete assignments on time.
Soon the admiration turned to love and lust .Curiosity killed the cat and i was about to become the next victim.There was this nice looking girl who was soo into me.After one month she decided to shoot her shot.

She offered to take me to lunch in a fancy hotel of my choice but since i knew this was a jada pinket and august entaglement type of set up i declined the offer. Things were really on my side, everything seemed to be going smoothly .I was receiving lunch date offers at work ,in the evening my girlfriend cooked delicious meals ,gave me quality company ,What else could a man of my age ask for.

One friday afternoon after work i came home tired and with a bar of chocolate for my girlfriend since it was valentines day.I thought the flowers were too much so i decided to buy a choclate bar and ordered a bottle of wine which was to be brought at 7 ocklock.
My neighbour’s on this particular day were outside in groups .i greeted them and they continued their conversation in low tones.

Something was definitely off . I proceeded and opened the door .

There was no joy in my heart or in my house.Joy had left with all her belongings , all our utensil,our shoppings ,and few valuables that belonged to me.only utensil left was last nights ugali sufuria which was now smelly.

Tears were in my eyes ,my body was now shivering,my legs were feeble and shaking ,my heart was pumping soo hard,i began to sweat .
I asked my neighbour what had transpired .

He told me that a black new model subaru forester came for joy and she was asisted by a young aged man to pack her things.

Had joy left me ?what did I do wrong?why me?
……….END…………..
STAY TUNE for part 2.

Its the year 2022


 
  IN ITALY THE CURE FOR THE CORONAVIRUS IS FINALLY FOUND.

  Italian doctors, disobeyed the world health law (WHO), not to do autopsies on the dead of the Coronavirus and they found that it is not a Virus but a Bacteria that causes death. This causes blood clots to form and causes the death of the patient.

All newspapers have updated their headlines to

Italy defeats the so-called Covid-19, which is nothing other than “Disseminated intravascular coagulation” (Thrombosis).

 
  This sensational news for the world has been produced by Italian doctors by performing autopsies on corpses produced by the Covid-19.

 Something else, according to Italian pathologists. “The ventilators and the intensive care unit were never needed.”

My country kenya has already made millionares out of this pandemic.Funds sourced from donors,well wishers and have been diverted to peoples pockets.The health cabinet secretary Mutahi kagwe is still incharge and giving updates .His son kahush has already made his one hit wonder song “Corona ” which is now everyones ringtone.The economy is in shambles .

Elections are looming and campaigns have already began .Politicians are promising to buy coronavirus cure for their voters if they are the peoples choice on the ballot .

 

The truth of the matter is that the bacteria causing covid-19 amplified with 5G electromagnetic radiation that also produces inflammation and hypoxia brought the world at its knees.Who would ever think that masks would be added to the basic needs.it has been announced globally that if anyone is found with covid 19,
  they will do the following:
  They are going to take Aspirin 100mg and Apronax or Paracetamol …
  Why? … because it has been shown that what Covid-19 does is to clot the blood, causing the person to develop a thrombosis and the blood not to flow and not oxygenate the heart and lungs and the person to die quickly due to not be able to breathe.
  In Italy they screwed up the WHO protocol and did an autopsy on a corpse that died from Covid-19 … they cut the body and opened the arms and legs and the other sections of the body and realized that the veins were dilated and coagulated blood and all veins and arteries filled with thrombi, preventing the blood from flowing normally and bringing oxygen to all organs, mainly to the brain, heart and lungs and the patient ends up dying,
  Already knowing this diagnosis, the Italian Ministry of Health immediately changed the Covid-19 treatment protocols … and began to administer to their positive patients Aspirin 100mg and Aprona, result: the patients began to recover and present improvements and the Ministry of Health released and sent home more than 14,000 patients in a single day.
Italy were already overwhelmed and in serious chaos of daily deaths and neccesity becomes the mother of all inventions.its a new dawn .
 

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